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Grendel, Great Gigolo
Once upon a time (actually two weeks
ago) Grendel was on town and he almost
had a chick! Improbable, you may say,
or at least incredible, since we all
know what Grendel is like. That's why
I picked the classical beginning for
this story.
Nowadays Grendel has a "beard". That
is what he calls it. Actually it's a
haphazard collection of orphan hair all
over the lower half of his face. He
looks about twice as repulsive as
before, but it doesn't matter, since
twice infinity is still only infinity.
Grendel is stupid. So incredibly
stupid that when he and TWS picked
Tuula (TWS's lovedoll) from a place
about 50 km from Iisalmi, he wouldn't
drive an inch, if TWS would sit on the
backseat with Tuula! Can you imagine?
Such a relic from inquisition, a moral
monster of virtue actually, Grendel?!
Another time he made a pass on Tuula.
He threw an idea that Tuula might sleep
at his place, since the distance to
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school would be much less. He said this
smiling that famous Grendel-smile in a
very sweet way, probably thinking that
he's making a great suggestion. The
conclusion from these two exerpts and
several others is that Grendel actually
might have a crush on Tuula! Like she
was described in an Accession-Intro:
100/100 ass, all votes to her, and
Grendel, of all people on Earth and
elsewhere has guts and daring to even
imagine that a chick like Tuula, a
good-looking and full-brained one,
would even FART to his direction.
Therefore, we might venture to make a
shy guess that Grendel simply doesn't
have all bolts driven home.
Seriously, even a 1000-page story
could succesfully transmit the faintest
fragrance of the complete scope of
Grendel's world and personality. This
story is but a poor attempt at it.
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